hello beautiful lady how about
i (a great goodlooking hot gentleman)
take u out on a date today😘i can see your rizz running
away from you.
oh my gosh it's eating paper.
it's literally chocking
okay now it's dead,
your rizz is dead.
great killua.good morning to u too😘
good morning!
queen
hello everyone😊moe lester (leorio)
oh god
what are you plotting
this timequeen
hello killua, gon, kupika😊keelua
she said my name first😍queen
hello gon and kupka.keelua
ohmilf(kupika)
good morning y/n.god
hi y/n!!!🥰🥰it's
finally the first day of school.
are u excited?queen
TODAY IS SCHOOL?god
yeah..queen
NOOOOOOOOi'm not going
keelua
goodgod
noo why not🙁queen
i'd rather diemilf
come on y/n. it can't be
that bad right?queen
i hope this answers
your questionmilf
it doesqueen
guys i'm too pretty to be in school
i cant gokeelua
thats a liequeen
i hate uoy
"good morning class. it's great to see you back in school again. i assume everyone had a great holiday?"the teacher asks and a bunch of students nod.
at least that's what i saw from the window outside of the classroom, i was late and i couldn't risk getting to class late on my first day of school so i decided to go through the window while the teacher wasn't looking.
to my dismay, i'm a horrible climber and i'm too loud to sneak in.
so i got three options:
option one: sneak in and risk getting caught, resulting in getting detention.option two: going in through the door like every sane person and getting detention.
option three: go home and never come back,
resulting in getting suspendedgoddamnit.
i knock at the window and try to get my friends attention. she's incredibly stupid so i'm not lucky at all.
"y/n?"
i turn my head to the source of the voice, it's none other than killua himself.
"oh god."
"i'm flatterd but you can call me killua." he says with a cheeky smirk on his face. "what are you doing?"
"i'm sneaking in"
"why?"
"because i don't want to get detention, dumbass."
"why would you get detention?"
"because i'm late goddamnit killua use your brain." i'm losing my patience with this guy.
"you do know that you don't have a class right now righy?"
"wait what?"
"first and second period is english and our english teacher is sick so we can just do whatever we want."
"WHAT"
"you could have also stayed home until third period."
"NOOO"
i fall to my knees remembering that kurapika told me about that yesterday but i was busy figuring out wether the chicken or the egg was first."what are you two doing in front of the window." the teacher interrupted us and gave us an angry look.
"detention, both of you!"
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KISS MY ASS// hxh textfic!!
Fanfiction"could you please stop sending me those atrocious pictures you call memes?" "never" CHATFIC😱😱 my first time doing a chatfic. in my hxh era again😞 slow updates a lot of cursing using she/her pronouns for y/n